In-person speed dating · Melbourne · Season one

The room is the algorithm.

Answer a questionnaire once. We build a room of twenty people who already fit what you said you wanted — then give you four minutes with each of them.

Why this exists

Swiping is a sorting problem, solved badly.

Apps hand you infinite strangers and no way to tell who's actually available to you. Crush does the sorting before anyone leaves the house.

20

People per night — vetted, age-banded and matched on intent before a ticket is issued.

8

Four-minute conversations. Everybody talks to everybody. Nobody gets left on read.

1

Evening, start to finish. You know by breakfast whether anything landed.

How a night runs

Four steps, in order.

01

Answer the questionnaire

Twelve minutes. Age, city, who you're looking for, what you do on a Saturday, and what you won't compromise on. The dealbreakers matter more than the hobbies.

02

We build the room

You're placed in a night where every seat clears your filters and you clear theirs. Balanced numbers, tight age band, one shared centre of gravity.

03

You show up

A host runs the clock. Eight rounds, four minutes each. Then the format breaks and you stay for a drink with whoever you want to keep talking to.

04

Matches by 10am

You tick your card before you leave. Mutual ticks get each other's number the next morning. Nobody finds out who passed on them.

The rooms

Every night has a centre of gravity.

You're not booking "a speed dating event". You're booking a room of people who already want the same kind of evening you do.

28 – 36

Trailheads

Hikers, climbers, early risers. People whose weekend starts outside the city limits.

25 – 33

Last Call at the Library

Readers. Held in a bookshop after hours. Bring the last thing you finished.

27 – 38

Two Left Feet

Live music and dancing badly. Rounds run between sets instead of over them.

30 – 42

Table for Twenty

Cooks and eaters. One long table, four courses, the rounds move you down it.

26 – 36

The Quiet Ones

Low-stimulus format for people who hate loud bars. Smaller room, longer rounds, prompts on the table.

25 – 35

Sunday League

Team sport people. Post-game energy without the post-game group chat.

Season one · Melbourne

Fill in a card. We'll seat you.

First nights run small and by invitation from the list. Tell us where you'd sit and we'll write when your room fills.

We email you once when your room is filling, and once when it's booked. Nothing else. The full questionnaire comes after you're invited.

Who runs the room

Screened seats, and a person on the floor.

Speed dating fails when nobody is accountable for the room. Somebody is, here.

Verified before seated

Photo ID matched to your booking. No walk-ins, no transfers, no plus-ones.

A code you sign

Agreed at signup, printed on the table. One report is enough to end someone's season.

Host present all night

Runs the clock, watches the room, and will move or remove a seat without a discussion.

Your contact stays yours

Numbers only move on a mutual tick. A pass is never disclosed to the person passed on.

Questions

The ones we get asked.

What if the numbers don't balance?

Seats sell in matched halves. If one side fills first, the other goes to a waitlist and the night is held until it evens out. A room never runs lopsided — that's the whole product.

Do I have to talk to everyone?

Yes. That's the format and it's the point: eight rounds, four minutes, no opting out mid-room. The drink afterwards is optional.

What does it cost?

Season one nights are $25 and include your first drink. Pricing settles once the first season is done.

What happens to my questionnaire?

It's used to seat you and nothing else. It isn't shown to other guests, sold, or used to build a public profile. You can have it deleted on request.

When are you in other cities?

Melbourne first, properly, before anywhere else. Join the list from another city and you'll be the reason it opens.

Twenty seats. One night. Yours is still open.

Season one rooms are filling now. Get on the list before the age band you want closes.

Take a seat